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Are You a Rich Shy Guy who Can’t Pick up Girls?

By Elvis Preston King

Are You a Rich Shy Guy who Can’t Pick up Girls?

Problem solved.

Hi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I have slept with over 3000 girls. I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the senior playboy!

I am a shy guy, but I have put my shyness to work for me and look, now I am the top guy in the world at picking up and seducing girls. Shy guys are better!

The feeling of rejection and being turned down hurts me too, but it rarely happens now and when it does I just think about the 3000 plus beautiful, sexy girls that I have seduced and keep my head high and go to the next girl!

However, I am not selling a book or a course on how to pick up girls. I am looking for a permanent, lifelong, rich, shy buddy who LOVES girls, and who doesn’t get his fair share of girls. I do everything for you. I pick up the girls, and I seduce them for you, and your job is simply to make mad passionate love with girl after girl after girl! When I say I have had sex with more girls than Julio Iglesias I am not joking. I truly hold the REAL world’s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth! I have never slept with a prostitute in my life.

Why a rich buddy? Unfortunately, in this world things cost money. I have to pay rent for the bachelor pad, telephone bills, gifts for the girls, vehicles, gasoline. Hotels for vacations, cruises and just the general cost of the good life. I do not use drugs. I drink very little. I smoke an occasional cigar. I have only one vice and that vice is beautiful young girls, girls and more girls! No bars, no internet crap, no dating services. We go out you point to the girl your crazy about and I take it from there!

I rarely do the traditional dating things such as restaurants, movies etc. I go straight to the bachelor pad and make love. I have too many girls to waste time going out for coffey or drinks or to restaurants and movies. Also in the city where I am living I can’t go out in public because it is embarrassing when girl after girl comes up to me thinking I am only hers. With my top girls I go out of town to exclusive beach resorts when I find a girl that is a 10 plus.

I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn’t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.

To learn more about Elvis Preston King do a Google search or if you are a shy man who truly loves girls and you are serious about really enjoying your life call Elvis right now at 809-581-8648 or email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com. Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn’t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com